Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Discoveries

The Colonel pointed out a feature on our cars that I guess I kinda knew about but didn't see the benefit.  Push the "ear" button on the steering wheel and the voice asks for your command.

He showed me how he commanded to turn on the radio and turn up the volume.  In the middle of one of the commands, I yelled, "Shut the f@#k up!"  She then said, "Shopping malls listed".  That shut ME up.

The Colonel said, "Blow job".  Very funny.  She said, "That request does not appear on the map."  Well duh, I could have told you that.  After all, only a man makes up a legend which describes an inch as a mile.

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